“Dude..I’ll call you back. I’m on the can…”

“Dude..I’ll call you back. I’m on the can…”

Much to his dismay, Jesus was the butt of the world’s first “homo” joke.

Much to his dismay, Jesus was the butt of the world’s first “homo” joke.

<high pitched nasaly voice>: Technically, it’s pronounced Hay-zoos.

<high pitched nasaly voice>: Technically, it’s pronounced Hay-zoos.

The chunks give the relief an accuracy even the Pope would respect.

The chunks give the relief an accuracy even the Pope would respect.

Forget Chinese handcuffs. More effective are German shredded wheats handcuffs.

Forget Chinese handcuffs. More effective are German shredded wheats handcuffs.

Swordsmith #1: Dude&#8230;that looks like a strawberry&#8230;Swordsmith #2: &lt;pause&gt; fuuuuuck

Swordsmith #1: Dude…that looks like a strawberry…
Swordsmith #2: <pause> fuuuuuck

Much more annoying than someone photo-bombing you is someone sculpture-bombing you.

Much more annoying than someone photo-bombing you is someone sculpture-bombing you.

Before his fame from The NeverEnding Story, a young Falkor debuted in less popular films such as this.

Before his fame from The NeverEnding Story, a young Falkor debuted in less popular films such as this.